- Anti Joke

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind