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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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