- Anti Joke

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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