- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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