- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

rent a cops

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What do black people eat? Food.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Charlie Sheen is winning

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

your face

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

batman farted so hes retarded

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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