- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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