Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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