- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

a man makes a bad joke

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike