- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

The FCC

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

rent a cops

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