- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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