why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

steven hawking walks into a bar

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Anti Joke

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