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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!