- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

You know what's funny? Rape

binladin walks into the american seals

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

homosexual rights to marriage

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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