How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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