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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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