- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What hurts like hell? HELL

outside your comfort zone

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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