Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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