What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Obama = ebola

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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