what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Beka has AIDS

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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