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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

i saw amango it splootered

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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