why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

i saw amango it splootered

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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