- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Can anyone Lenin money?

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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