question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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cory is gay

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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Anti Joke

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