- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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