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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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