Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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deez nuts

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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