What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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