Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Where's my baby??

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Communism hehe xd

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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