Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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