Roses are blue Colton is gay

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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penis

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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this website even though its hilarious.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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