- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What's up? Your time.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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