Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Gus's mom

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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