What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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