- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Y u do dis?

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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