What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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cory is gay

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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