- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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