there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

My Nan, that is all.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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