- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Knock knock knock OCD

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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