Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Always do, always will, I have overcome far worse, doctor told my mother when I was born (without a heartbeat) that I was dead, and if they somehow managed to get me breathing again (heart beating etc) I would have suffered so much brain damage that I would not have a concious mind, in other words I would never have been able to learn anything, not to speak nor to type... ...Gotta say I pretty much fucking disagree with the "good" old doctor, and for the record, my heart is as healthy as... Healthy can be I am ambidextrous, but because of this eyedrum mutant thing of mine, I cant tell left from right, because well, to my radar senses both are left and right. Sorry if I am not making much sense here, just bleed a bit out of my nose, had it been from my ears, things could have gotten ugly, but no, its all good.

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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A whole 'nother.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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