- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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