- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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