What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

No your aunties a joke

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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