What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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