- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black guy die? cancer

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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