- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

why did katy fall off her bike?