why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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AIDS

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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