- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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