- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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