Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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the bible

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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hello

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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