- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

tea with milk?

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Yellow People !!

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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