your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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How about that airline food?

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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