Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Bitch

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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