Equal rights!

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

I named my son ps2 controller

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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