Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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