Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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