- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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