- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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