- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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