- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

WNBA

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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