Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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I love pissing people off :P

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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