- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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