- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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