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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

A storm be brewin!

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

So a bar walks into a man...

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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