- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Golf.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Knock knock It's open, come in

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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