A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

A hill billy went fishing

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

A Duck walks into a bar.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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