what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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