What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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