- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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