- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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