- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Please ignore this statement.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Dumbledore dies.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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