- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

And you honored it I see :P

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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