What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Knock Knock Come in

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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