- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

I am a mime

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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