- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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