What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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#Getweird

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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you see theres this guy.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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