- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Q: knok knok A: Im home

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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