A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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