My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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