- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

an emo girl walked into a white room

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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