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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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