Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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Your Mom

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Anti Joke

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