-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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