What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Kameron Brown is gay.

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

class is canceled. My professor died.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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kieran is a homosexual

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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