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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

-knock knock! -doors open

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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