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An Irishman walked out of a bar

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

class is canceled. My professor died.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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