What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

What does two plus two equal? 4

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Anti Joke

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