Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Amazing

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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