- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

NEVER

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

i like it in the mouth

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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