The bears will win the Super Bowl

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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An anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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