- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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