Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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