Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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There is a young boy called Clive, and his dad asks him what he wants for his birthday: "I would like one yellow golf ball please dad" he said. Of course, his father was quite surprised by his son's request, but nevertheless, he got him a yellow golf ball for his birthday. A few years later, clive does amazingly well at school and gets all As in his final exams. Filled with pride and love for his son, his father says to him: "I can't begin to tell you how proud i am of you, Clive. In fact, you can have a preasant! What do you want?" Clive thinks for a moment. "i would like one hundred yellow golf balls please!" His father was a bit annoyed at his strange request, but neverrtheless, gave Clive his yellow golf balls. A few years later, Clive wins the gold medal at the olymics for the 100m sprint. His father is very proud: "Son, i am so happy about the way you've turned out. You make me so proud. Is there anything you want me to do for you?" "can i have 1000 yellow golf balls please" Now his father got annoyed, he thought Clive was taking the piss. Eventually though, he calmed down and got clove the golf balls. Unfortunatley, Clive gets diagnosed with a deadly disease. His father is heartbroken. And as clive is lying on the hospital bed, his father moves close and speaks to him. "Son" he said, tears welling up in his eyes, "I just want to ask you one thing." "Ok," Clive said, as he too started to get emotional. "Why on earth did you want all those golf balls?" Clive looked deep into his father's eyes, as he took his last breath said: "I wanted them because- ack -splutter- ack" And he died.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Anti Joke

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