What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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