- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

kennah campion when she talks

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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