- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

pobody's nerfect

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Christ is a conspiracy

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

rocky is staring at us from outside...

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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