- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

the bible

hello

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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