- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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