- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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