How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What hurts like hell? HELL

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Tony Romo

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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