- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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