- Anti Joke

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me