- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Womans baksetball...

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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