- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

hey hey apple

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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