- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

salad days!

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

your face

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

what are you mike bibby?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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