- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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