- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

whats hairy and crys your mom

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Massie is a fatass

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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