What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Roses are red Im adopted

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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read this sentence again.

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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