- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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