Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A black man walks out of a police station

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Anti Joke

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