- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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