knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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