The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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This is a joke.

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http://www.booksie.com/declan_mckimm

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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