- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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