So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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Good job, son.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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