- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

I have a really funny joke.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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