- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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