Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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