A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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