- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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