- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

you see theres this guy.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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