- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

A baby seal walks into a club.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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