I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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NEVER

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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