Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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