A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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I'm Coming

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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