- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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