Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Knock knock Come in

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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