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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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