- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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