What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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