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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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