What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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Want to hear the story about how I got put in prison? So I have an odd bunch of friends: one of them is Polish and he works at a call centre, the other is a slave trader and his name is Richard. We tend to meet outside our Polish friend's house to speak or to do "business" when need be (I run errands for Richard) and the other day that's where I got asked to kidnap an American. "That's strange" I thought, but nevertheless I went out and took the American from his house and carried him over in a sack over to our meeting place. I handed him over and sneaked off as soon as I could, thinking I was home free. But I wasn't. The police turned up all angry like. There were witnesses. Turns out a bunch of kids saw me giving Dick a Yank next to the telephone Pole.

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Anti Joke

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