Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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Praise Paisley

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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School

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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