Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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You idiot.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Peas

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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