Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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